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Tonight at 8pm on MTV Flux, featuring some of your favourite junkites...
And Reg.
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That's right, I just killed the entire world's population with a virus called The Crippling Shits.
It wasn't pleasant, I can tell you, second only in misery to spending a whole weekend with Reg.
See what unpleasantry you can unleash on the globe here
402 is the score to beat. Post your viral load.
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Continuing this week's musical them, I bring you Asteroids with Jazz Music, or to give it a proper title, Meteor Jazz.
There are powerups for Triple shot, 4-way and lasers, but the one you really want is Jazz Mode, when everything you hit scores you double points, the bass kicks in and you get to make sweet, sweet music with every shot.
Crank up the volume, 'cos this puppy's in stereo!
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Those Koreans are a crazy bunch and no mistake.
In What a Fart, you play a dude with wind, waiting for a bus. You can press the left arrow to release a little gas, or press the space bar to let rip - but watch out, 'cos your fellow passengers might not be to pleased if they catch you at it. So, only let rip when a passing car masks the sound of your flatulence. What a concept!
Two tips:
1) Press and hold for a real ripper.
2) Turn up the volume.
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Well hello there mr and mrs people! I bet you're wondering where I've been all this time...
...no?
Okay, nevermind.
I'm not really here anyway. You never saw me. In fact I probably don't even exist.
Here's a lovely film from a veteran friend of Funjunkie: Tinkebell... she of the big baubles.
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There's nothing like a bit of shit flinging to start the day and in this game you get to do exactly that.
And not just any shit either....no siree, you get to fling donkey poo at unsuspecting people......ACE!
So before the shit hits the fan workwise (especially after your liquid lunch this lovely Friday) have a bit of practise on Dungfoo Donkey.
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Horse chestnut
Conkers from the Horse Chestnut "aesculus hippocastanum" will only germinate if they have passed through the intestines of a horse.
Unreliable Facts from The Brains Trust |
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A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge."
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