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Yo, word up homies! It's friday, and its time for your FJ Friday Game™ fix!
Today you'll be playing a game called Pulsus, "a game of particles". Don't worry, you won't have to dredge up the knowledge gained during your GCSE Physics course, it's all about placing balls in the right position. Just like when you put your pants on in the morning.
Unless you're BeccaG of course.
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If you haven't had a headache recently, then today's your lucky day! First Person Tetris comes with a guarantee that your head will be bursting at the seams in seconds!
Don't be tricked into thinking that this is like normal Tetris, oh no. This is Tetris in first person. Which basically means, its exactly the same as normal Tetris, but it'll have your head bursting at the seams in seconds.
Did I just say that already? Damn, is that bits of my brain on the keyboard?
Thanks ...I think, Xavier
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Oh it's been a while.
Why I hear you ask. (Along with someone muttering "Who gives a fuck?" in the back, don't think we can't hear you.)
Well, obviously, apart from Reg who was born in the freezer section of Beejam the rest of us at Funjunkie Towers often retire to the south for the winter.
Now the snow is thawing it's time for us to return. But the increase in modern day air traffic make it harder each year.
We're still getting over the embarrassment of when BeccaG took out the Hudson River plane on the way back last year.
Hopefull you'll have more luck with it.
Good luck loosey goosey.
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It's a grey old day out there, and you're probably feeling like a cog in a giant machine, grinding away at the same old tedious stuff.
So when I suggest you play a game called Grayscale, which has no colour in it at all, and it based around grinding cogs in a machine, you might understandably be put off.
But don't be. It's jolly good. And it might actually get your brain into gear, at last.
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Where is 2010?
Blimey guv'nor! If you haven't found it yet, then you must have had a drop too much to drink on new year's eve! And knowing you, I bet that's the case. You're probably still nursing a sore head in a ditch somewhere. Wearing a pink tutu that you "borrowed" off another party goer.
Just pray that the snaps of you and SillyBoy doing that "thing" together never surface on the internet. Unless people have to pay for the privelege. In which case, you could already be fabulously wealthy. Or at least have enough for a bus ride home, and a packet of cheesy Quavers to keep your hunger pangs at bay.
Am I still typing?
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Its the first Monday in January, so that can only mean one thing... yes, that's right! It's the most depressing day of the year! The fun and festivities are well and truly over*, and now its back to the grindstone again! Hip Hip Hooray!
To try and get you through this emotional time, we've got a terrific game for you. It's another sequel to one of the first (and best) games of last year. Ladies and gents, I present to you Ice Breaker: The Gathering. It's hardly a bottle of gin, but hopefully it'll be some consolation.
*Happy New Year, by the way
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Cowboy laws
Descendants of the pioneers who died fighting the native Americans are suing the Apache and Sioux tribes. "Every day when we comb our hair, we are reminded of the trauma suffered by those who underwent scalping" said their spokesperson.
Unreliable Facts from The Brains Trust |
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'
- Tommy Cooper |
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