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FJ Editors : Reg |
Reg had a traumatic birth, early on in life. His protruding ears made it difficult for him to exit his Mummy’s tummy, resulting in a messy exit. Soon after, while he was reading a blackboard in a French lesson, he realised that he could add ‘weak eyesight’ to his list of deficiencies. After acquiring a heavy pair of glasses to perch on his jug-ears, he was well on the way to becoming a geek. His love of drawing accurate reproductions of Weetabix boxes gave him a head start at the school where he first met Wild.
Reg and Wild soon found their mutual love of blowing up capacitors and other electronic components blossoming into a long term friendship. Reg then went on to get booted out of Architectural College, since his buildings were always falling down. Thankfully on Mars, the building regulations aren’t so strict.
Reg was finally convinced to join Wild in his ever expanding publishing empire after a particularly heavy night of drinking in 2001. Wild witnessed the aftermath of Reg puking into his own pants while having a shit and thought: “that’s the kind of man I need on my team”. The owners of the house weren’t so impressed.
Currently Reg is working on his difficult second album (tentatively entitled ‘Covers of Beethoven played on the pink oboe’), working out how he can survive without oxygen in Mars’ atmosphere and complaining about how Earth Films are usually quite rubbishy.
Reg is 29 years old, and quite surprisingly, not single. He has seen
loads of aeroplanes.
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Migrating Salmon
Migrating Salmon can be distracted by red flashing lights, which they
mistake for dappled sunlight. This is used to great effect by the Arkansas Police Fishing Club in their annual Salmon Run and Bar-B-Que. Police cars with their lights flashing are lined up behind the BBQ's at the side of the migration river and distracted Salmon leap out and onto the smoking grills. A direct hit from river to griddle is known as a 'Smokey' and a single deflection by a Policeman is called a 'Hogie'.
Unreliable Facts from The Brains Trust |
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