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FJ Editors : Dr.Poppyjuice |
In the worlds before Poppyjuice, primal chaos reigned. Heaven sought order, but the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again, and yet again, as endless eons wheeled and past, time, and the pure essences of heaven, the moisture of the earth, the forces of the sun and the moon all worked upon a rock, old as creation, and it became magically fertile. That first egg was named Thought. Funjunkie, the creator, said 'With our thoughts, we make the world'. Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it then came a stone doctor. The nature of Poppy was IRREPRESSIBLE!
It was then however duly noted that he was far too dangerous to be practicing on humankind, and he was banished to Mars, forever doomed to dish out heavy sedatives and manually disempact the wombats when they get eggbound.
In his more quiet moments he beavers away in a secret underground laboratory, working on a homemade escape pod. Either that or repairing the punctures on his sexdoll, damn those wombat claws.
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Scooby Doo
The animated "Scooby Doo gang" were based on a group of post-doctoral researchers in parapsychology at the University of Cleveland, in the mid-1960s. They took a Great Dane on their field trips believing that dogs were attuned to psychic activity.
Unreliable Facts from The Brains Trust |
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"With the very last kick of the game, Booby McDonald scored with a header."
- Alan Perry |
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| Men: Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come |
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