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FJ Editors : Badger Mushroom |
BM was born under a mulberry bush just west of Wookie Hole. After being raised by cormorants until the age of 9, BM decided that the long flight over the pacific was too difficult for his meagre wingspan (18 inches), so decided to seek solace on dry land. Having been educated at the Humpback bridge University for Trolls, BM sought work as a telegraph pole. He was turned down on numerous occasions due to his diminutive height (2 Foot 7 inches), so sought world domination by stealing all the paper clips in the known universe. This led him to Mars, whereby he bumped into an unlikely crew of vagabonds known as the funjunkie crew, and has resided there ever since. His current role is Head Supermop (Vileda division).
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The Czech's in the post
Asylum seekers from eastern Europe have taken to FedEx'ing themselves to the UK. Hence the phrase 'the cheque's in the post' has now taken on a totally new meaning.
Unreliable Facts from The Brains Trust |
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- Fred Trueman |
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