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Ketchup. Invention of the food gods. It's sauce, right... and it goes with EVERYTHING! That's right. You can* eat Tomato ketchup with absolutely everything. It's official. In fact I have been informed that our very own food and drink correspondent, Badger Mushroom only ever goes to restaurants that have ketchup available. That's how dedicated we are here at Funjunkie Towers.
The only problem with ketchup is the effort. If it's a glass bottle, there's all that shaking, patting, and inevitable knife insertion when the bottle gets near empty. If it's a plastic, not only do you have to squeeze the bottle but there's also the embarrassment of all those farty sounds.
Here at Funjunkie Towers, we're not into the idea of expending energy. Effort is for losers, and we're not sinking to that level. That's why we're thinking of buying ourselves a Catsup Crapper.
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Date posted: 22 Sep, 2005 12:09 by Reg
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That's fucking GENIUS.
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