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Thank God they let me out of that filing cabinet, I've had to subsist on the Wombat's left over pork-scatchings and a bottle of Absinthe that I found tucked in Reg's dossier (funny that!)
Anyway to celebrate my release I'm going to go get stinking drunk, and I think you should all join me in Las Vegas for the 3rd Annual Modern Drunkard Convention as they say.....Say It Loud, Say It Plowed.
Apparently Van Gogh used to drink Turpentine when he ran out of Absinthe, doesn't surprise me, it probably tasted nicer. Think I'll try it out on BeccaG, she likes a tipple.
Anyway, have one on me. SB. |
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Date posted: 30 Mar, 2006 16:01 by Taz
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Well done sir. Now go fetch me another cup of tea.
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Date posted: 30 Mar, 2006 16:03 by sb
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Yes sir, sir!
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Date posted: 30 Mar, 2006 16:08 by BeccaG
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And when you've fetched the tea you can clear all the used tissues from beneath BM's hammock.
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Date posted: 30 Mar, 2006 16:10 by sb
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I'll go and get the marigolds
*shudders*
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Date posted: 30 Mar, 2006 16:11 by Reg
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Are you paying for our tickets to Vegas by the way? You can't claim them on FJ expenses just yet!
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Date posted: 30 Mar, 2006 16:14 by sb
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I've got a job lot of Great Dane carriers - I was going to UPS it.
2 per case, and some bread and water, no worries.
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