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With all the attention being on cricket at the moment, poor old football is feeling a bit neglected. Why don't you cheer the old sport up a bit by gigving it a bit of a quick knock about?
Hey, and if you're any good, maybe you can sign up for the England squad! In fact, even if you're just vaguely OK at it, you should sign up as well. It's not as if the team can get any weaker at the moment*.
*I don't actually know what I'm talking about, I heard someone say something to this effect in the pub last night. Shortly before leaving to spend the rest of the evening up a tree shooting squirrels. Alledgedly. |
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