Millennium plot revealed.
A plot by the Church of England to kidnap Jesus if he returned as the Messiah at the Millennium was prompted by fears that he might look and sound overly Jewish. Plans to whisk Our Lord off for plastic surgery and elocution lessons to make Him over as an Elton John clone were shelved when He failed to show.
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